✨It’s Always “How Fat Is Your Ass?”✨

nyancrimew:

corporatetwitteraccount:

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me when im absolutely winning at gay sex

a-girl-with-sparkling-lies:

criticallyacclaimedstranger:

letthedalekssaycuck:

soundsof71:

amaskdescribingamask-deactivate:

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

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I feel like everyone is missing the incredibly funny info that Sid Vicious at that time was only 19 years old. This skinny punk ass teenager tried to pull up to former boxer beefcake Freddie and expected that to go well for him?

stockpilingantihistamines:

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transloveairway:

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

eluciferate:

this pride month I am wishing everyone a very stop overanalyzing yourself and just have fun with it. have gay sex. don’t have any sex. try on a new gender. stop caring about gender at all. talk to your doctor about hormones. go on a date. break up with the person you dont love. whatever it is you have been putting off doing by dithering about it in your head. just do that and fully experience how it feels without trying to put it into words. if you still need a word for it later there will be one. they aren’t going anywhere. but people were here before language and there’s only so far language can go in giving you a fulfilling human experience. so if you are hiding behind finding the right words for whatever it is your heart wants i hope this month you get the courage to just do it instead.

spaghetti-trek:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

Im sorry but the mental image of someone’s packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

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Joke’s on you all my posts are flops. You’ll never get me

Uh oh.

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your brain is filled with eyes op

your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground

lemondoddle:

transpool-moved:

transpool-moved:

spider-man caught fagging it up in queens

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[I.D. a tumblr reply from funshinebf reading “spoon found in kitchen”. end I.D.]

minicooly:
“98 x 23
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theunvanquishedzims:

gretchensinister:

I need people to understand…that if you believe in paying people a livable hourly wage…most hand-knitted clothing should cost hundreds of dollars

“My grandma could make that!” YOUR GRANDMA LOVES YOU ENOUGH TO SPEND A MONTH MAKING YOU A SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS, I HAVE NO SUCH AFFECTION

Anonymous

you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?

wizardpotions:

I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying